January 16, 2012
 
The other way around is dull.

The other way around is dull.

(via black-cum-and-vomit)

 
January 15, 2012
 
Thank ghod, she thinks.

Thank ghod, she thinks.

(via myhorrortales)

 
September 17, 2010
 
“You’ll get along swimmingly,” you’re reassured.

“You’ll get along swimmingly,” you’re reassured.

 
 
“Am I really that transparent?” she responds.

“Am I really that transparent?” she responds.

 
August 30, 2010
 
“I wish I had a sex life like yours,” he said, “but could never share my girl with another guy.”
“That is why you will never have a sex life like mine,” replies the Good Bad Boy.

“I wish I had a sex life like yours,” he said, “but could never share my girl with another guy.”

“That is why you will never have a sex life like mine,” replies the Good Bad Boy.

 
August 6, 2010
Today’s slut is responsible, educated, and confident; she’s sexually adventuresome and won’t live by society’s random constraints on her personal sexual behavior. If she’s of a mind to pick up a guy in a club, take him into the bathroom and blow him, then she’ll do it. If a woman she meets at a professional conference asks her back to the room for a nightcap, she can accept understanding (hoping?) that it might turn into a ribald, lesbian romp. She fucks, but does so safely, responsibly, and consensually.
 
August 3, 2010
You can never really know someone until you fuck them.
Someone you should meet.
 
July 12, 2010
 
One must first have regrets-

One must first have regrets-

 
May 6, 2010
Seduction is always more singular and sublime than sex and it commands the higher price.
Jean Baudrillard
 
April 25, 2010
 
I’ll bet you have.

I’ll bet you have.

 
April 15, 2010
I want to suck your cock in the shower while you get ready for a date. Help you pick out the right shirt. Tell you which pants make your ass look best. And then wait for you to come home so I can fuck you after some girl has made an attempt at fucking you as well as I do.
 
March 21, 2010